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i will give 110% to whoever wants it…
Everyday problems shoved into one tiny space...out there!...Bold...Dramatic!...Pitiful...sad little stories... :)
i will give 110% to whoever wants it…
ozzy… oh ozzy
basically i just like concert tees and pants that have an enormous amount of holes… but i’m still a lady :)
sometimes i have these day dreams where you show up with a stuffed moose and you tell me that you are going to take me away with you. i happily go

(mom and i) i, disgusted by all of the young assholes that i was about to spend my college years with… one in particular…was obviously not feeling it
i listen to your favorite music to be closer to you
This is What Happens When You Put Corn on the Cob in the Microwave
Just like mom used to make.
In honor of the Kentucky Derby, Jimmy did a hard-hitting interview with Orb the horse.
Meet Jeff Wright, a gifted balloon artist and (clearly) a huge fan of the Toy Story series. Jeff created this awesome Buzz Lightyear costume using nothing but an untold number of carefully interwoven balloons.
Click here to watch a brief video of Jeff modeling his suit while impersonating Buzz Lightyear.
Jeff and his wife Rachel are moving to Bolivia to serve as volunteers at the Life Center Orphanage in the city of Cochabamba, where they’ll no doubt be entertain the children with awesome balloon creations like this. Visit their website to learn more about their charitable efforts.
[via Oddity Central]
too cool